Rednecks

Why must my family be composed of rednecks. No, they are not like the rednecks you see in movies or anything. It's not like we have brothers and sisters or any other kind of relative marrying each other. No, we don't allow that. As a matter of fact from where I am from everyone is related, whether by marriage or what have you. Normally if you wanna get married you need to go out of state or something. I'm not kidding. The thing I dislike about it is that they are all a bunch of alcoholics. Blah. Evidently they have nothin better to do on the weekends than sit around and watch NASCAR races or Alabama football and get drunk. Oh, and play poker all night long. I cannot believe I have to deal with this. I love them all to death and they will always stand by me in whatever I do. Some of these things I have to just tolerate.